Ich weiss nicht mehr, in welchem Textadventure es war, aber ich kann mich an folgenden Text (naja, so in etwa) erinnern, bei dem ich fast vor Lachen verreckt bin:
> You are standing in front of a wooden door. A sign, pinned on the door warns you not to enter this building.
> Open door
> You open the door. Suddenly a Ogre jumps out of the shadows and eats you. No, that was a joke! The only ogre here around is vegetarian. Lets start again: You open the door. Suddenly a ogre jumps out of the shadow and kills you with a bunch of carrots.
Zumindest so ähnlich wars. Wie war nur noch mal der Titel?